Welcome to The Friendzone, We know you're miserable.
You're in the friendzone, the woman of your dreams is not going to wake up someday and say "Oh shit! jake is the one I want to be with" It just does not happen like that. I can make it happen for you.
With my System You will get your girl, I guarantee it."
I have no problem telling you this because I know a lot of people just like you, so don't be offended. I have never once in my life been in the dreaded friendzone, my intentions are clear from the moment I meet any girl. I don't have time to listen to girls bullshit, I have enough shit going on in my life. I sure has hell do not have the time to deal with her problems and then worst of all, not get laid. I don't know how you pussies deal with it, but I am going to help you because I've helped countless people like you. And lastly, don't get offended and close the page now because if you do, you will be in the dreaded friendzone until the end of time. While the guy who listened is most likely dating your girl, don't worry though, you will be at the wedding.... alone.
Before I start to change you, lets understand what you are. Most likely you are in this situation
Right Now you are thinking "Oh, but I am not in the friendzone"
Yeah dude, you're in denial, first of all, how did you even get to this page? did you google it? did you type it in? Please take my sure fire test below
If you answer Yes to any of the following questions, you are in the friendzone:
- Does she desribe you as super understanding and very friendly?
- Has she ever said "I don't want to ruin this great friendship, or I like you as a friend?"
- Does she talk to you about her guy troubles or about guys she is dating?
- Do you spend hours talking meaningless bullshit with this girl on aim or text?
- Has she ever told you she wants to find a guy JUST LIKE YOU someday?
- Are you trying to out wait her current boyfriend? hoping for a breakup?
- Have you slept in the same bed as her and never touched her?
- Have you cuddled with her and it never went anywhere?
Oh Shit, You just realized you're in the friend zone
Don't get down on yourself. As a famous quote says "If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it." and today is the day we are going to start doing something about it.
like I said earlier, I have never been in the friendzone, but I have helped hundreds of guys and girls! out of the friendzone. It's simple, you need to understand the rules of attraction and you need someone to answer your questions. That's where I come in.
So what's so special about your system?..
Well first of all, I am not trying to sell you some 'magical' colognes or $2500.00 worth of seminars on how to turn you into a stud because frankly that stuff is made up bullshitI am different because I am putting my reputation on the line and will help you until you get the girl. I have written an extensive guide on how to get out of the friendzone and into your girls pants and I also give you 15 free minutes on the phone with me! (oh and P.s, I call you, so it's free, dont worry about some 4.99 bullshit a minute that others charge)
P.S. I know you're probably skeptical, but what do you really have to lose? Do you know how much time and money you have already wasted thinking about this, it's time to try my system and get the girl. You can go surf youtube videos and read forum comments all day about getting out of the friendzone but none of these people know what they are talking about. You know what they say about opinions right? Well, I am ready to step up to the plate, learn your situation and deal with it.
So what's my suggestion?